Today is the wonderful Jimmi Simpsons birthday - you may know him from House of Cards, Zodiac or even 24, but I know him as Liam McPoyle, in what is now one of my favourite shows of all time; It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
Created by, written by and starring the ridiculously hilarious male leads, this little cult show is about to air its record breaking 12th season, yet hardly anyone knows of its existence!
I will admit that it is so far over the line sometimes that people with actual morals would be quite rightly offended by it, but people with a twisted sense of humour and the ability to not take themselves seriously at all, will definitely find something funny in this show.
The humour is a massive melting pot of sarcastic, stupid, offensive, intelligent, self-depricating and sometimes wonderfully innocent jokes, that never fail to crack me up.
This show is pure genius and I wish everyone I knew, loved it as much as I do.
I am especially sick and twisted so I find it hilarious, but I can see it's not for everyone - I wish it was because everyone needs a laugh in their lives and if 3/4 of the mighty Kings of Leon can make an appearance, then it must be good.
Anyway, as Its Jimmi's birthday I thought I would use that as an excuse to list my favourite episode from each season.
This was NOT easy!!
Season 1
'Charlie Got Molested'
Favourite Quote - Charlie in the police station
"I'd like to, uh, speak to a detective, please."
"Name?"
"Charlie Kelly."
"And what is this in reference to?"
"Sodomy."
Season 2
'Dennis and Dee Go On Welfare'
Favourite Quote - Mac talking to Dennis and Dee on the stoop
"It's one o'clock in the afternoon and you're piss-ass drunk."
Season 3
'The Gang Gets Held Hostage'
Favourite Quote - Charlie Talking to Mac
"Mac, can and asshole rip in half?"
"Like tissue paper"
Season 4
'Who Pooped the Bed'
Favourite Quote - Charlie Talking to the guy inspecting their piece of shit
"Dude, you have wasted our time, you have ruined our turd..."
Season 5
'The World Series Defense'
Favourite Quote - Dee reading Mac's fan letter to Chase Utley
"Dear Chase..." Oh, shit! There's stickers! My God..."
Season 6
'Who Got Dee Pregnant'
Favourite Quote - The whole gang talking about Dee's halloween costume
"Dee, why in God's name would you wear a costume with giant wings?"
"I'm a sexy angel."
"Are we supposed to pretend like you're not dressed like a giant bird? I mean, if you're gonna be sexy, don't dress like a bird, Dee."
Season 7
'The gang Goes to The Jersey Shore'
Favourite Quote - Dee Shouting at Mac
"Get in the car you fat ass FAT FAT ASS"
Season 8
'Reynolds V's Reynolds The Cereal Defense'
Favourite Quote - Mac making his presentation
"And then, best of all Sir Isaac Newton gets born, and blows everybody's nips off with his big brains. 'Course, he also thought he could turn metal into gold, and died eating mercury, making him yet another stupid bitch!"
Season 9
'The Gang Gets Quarantined'
Favourite Quote - Dennis talking to the gang
"I can go from flaccid to erect at a moment's notice"
Season 10
'The Gang Beats Boggs'
Favourite Quote
Every word spoken in this episode is hilarious, its my all time favourite episode, I couldn't possibly choose just one line.
So heres a few;
"....Furthermore, if she were standing, you'd notice she's got no panty line giving me about five extra seconds to enter her swiftly before she realizes I am not the answer to her problems"
"I just squeaked it through multiple holes, if you know what I'm saying"
"Either way, I'd rather stay in this barren wasteland of a state than spend one more minute with that filth"
"She took a little ride on the carousel"
Season 11
Mac and Dennis Move to The Suburbs
Favourite Quote - Dennis trying to tell Mac he bought him a dog
"Look behind you, asshole"
Here's to season 12 being even funnier.
Created by, written by and starring the ridiculously hilarious male leads, this little cult show is about to air its record breaking 12th season, yet hardly anyone knows of its existence!
I will admit that it is so far over the line sometimes that people with actual morals would be quite rightly offended by it, but people with a twisted sense of humour and the ability to not take themselves seriously at all, will definitely find something funny in this show.
The humour is a massive melting pot of sarcastic, stupid, offensive, intelligent, self-depricating and sometimes wonderfully innocent jokes, that never fail to crack me up.
This show is pure genius and I wish everyone I knew, loved it as much as I do.
I am especially sick and twisted so I find it hilarious, but I can see it's not for everyone - I wish it was because everyone needs a laugh in their lives and if 3/4 of the mighty Kings of Leon can make an appearance, then it must be good.
Anyway, as Its Jimmi's birthday I thought I would use that as an excuse to list my favourite episode from each season.
This was NOT easy!!
Season 1
'Charlie Got Molested'
Favourite Quote - Charlie in the police station
"I'd like to, uh, speak to a detective, please."
"Name?"
"Charlie Kelly."
"And what is this in reference to?"
"Sodomy."
Season 2
'Dennis and Dee Go On Welfare'
Favourite Quote - Mac talking to Dennis and Dee on the stoop
"It's one o'clock in the afternoon and you're piss-ass drunk."
Season 3
'The Gang Gets Held Hostage'
Favourite Quote - Charlie Talking to Mac
"Mac, can and asshole rip in half?"
"Like tissue paper"
Season 4
'Who Pooped the Bed'
Favourite Quote - Charlie Talking to the guy inspecting their piece of shit
"Dude, you have wasted our time, you have ruined our turd..."
Season 5
'The World Series Defense'
Favourite Quote - Dee reading Mac's fan letter to Chase Utley
"Dear Chase..." Oh, shit! There's stickers! My God..."
Season 6
'Who Got Dee Pregnant'
Favourite Quote - The whole gang talking about Dee's halloween costume
"Dee, why in God's name would you wear a costume with giant wings?"
"I'm a sexy angel."
"Are we supposed to pretend like you're not dressed like a giant bird? I mean, if you're gonna be sexy, don't dress like a bird, Dee."
Season 7
'The gang Goes to The Jersey Shore'
Favourite Quote - Dee Shouting at Mac
"Get in the car you fat ass FAT FAT ASS"
Season 8
'Reynolds V's Reynolds The Cereal Defense'
Favourite Quote - Mac making his presentation
"And then, best of all Sir Isaac Newton gets born, and blows everybody's nips off with his big brains. 'Course, he also thought he could turn metal into gold, and died eating mercury, making him yet another stupid bitch!"
Season 9
'The Gang Gets Quarantined'
Favourite Quote - Dennis talking to the gang
"I can go from flaccid to erect at a moment's notice"
Season 10
'The Gang Beats Boggs'
Favourite Quote
Every word spoken in this episode is hilarious, its my all time favourite episode, I couldn't possibly choose just one line.
So heres a few;
"....Furthermore, if she were standing, you'd notice she's got no panty line giving me about five extra seconds to enter her swiftly before she realizes I am not the answer to her problems"
"I just squeaked it through multiple holes, if you know what I'm saying"
"Either way, I'd rather stay in this barren wasteland of a state than spend one more minute with that filth"
"She took a little ride on the carousel"
Season 11
Mac and Dennis Move to The Suburbs
Favourite Quote - Dennis trying to tell Mac he bought him a dog
"Look behind you, asshole"
Here's to season 12 being even funnier.